Top 10 Reasons to come home

March 7, 2008

10 – I need to stop eating so much so fast
9 - I need to drive a car that turns its own lights on
8 – I’m developing a PA accent
7 – I’m running out of clothes
6 – I need to pay bills
5 – I’ve eaten supper alone too many times
4 - My daughter told me to
3 - I have to speak on Sunday
2 - I miss picking on my children
1 – I miss my wife

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