My four year old can keep himself awake for hours at nap time – unless his mother watches him, in which case he pretends to sleep, which in turn leads to him outsmarting himself and he actually falls asleep within a minute.
The will is strong but the flesh is weak.
My “oval office” is what I call a round building that used to be a bank but is now a coffee shop.
While walking in this morning, I noticed a police car speeding by – not unusual. Now the bank next door has yellow caution ribbon wrapped around it, several police cars, and other official looking detective types.
It’s what my two year old does in the toilette while potty training.
It’s what I’m doing right now – sitting in an airport terminal waiting for a flight.
Sorry about that…
On the way to school today, my 14 year old daughter and I tried to think of a phrase that no one else in the entire world had ever said before - so that we could be truly unique in all of history.
Now everyone is going to start saying it…
I wonder what the neighbors would think if they looked through the basement window and saw me playing the guitar while bouncing on the mini-tramp.
I’m sure they would never guess I was watching the kids while Mom was out…
